(This information is directed toward
people with Parkinson's
Much of it may also apply to other folks)
OUCH !!!!
BODY MEETING :
All the
organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide
who was the one in charge.
"I
should be in charge," said the brain, "because I
run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I
should be in charge," said the blood, "because I
circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach,"
because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I
should be in charge," said the legs, "because I
carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I
should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I
allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because
I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted
him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within
a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach
was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and
the blood was toxic.
They
all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The
Moral of the story? You now know who is really in charge !!
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Another
Opinion
A
man had a dog that he thought a lot of, and had raised from
a pup. He woke up to find the dog near death, and went _self
away to the vet. The Dr. checked over the dog and pronounced
it dead.
It
cant be cried the owner, I want a second opinion.
So, the vet brought out another healthy dog that just sniffed
and walked away.
The
man said he wanted another opinion, so the vet brought a cat.
The cat walked away uninterested.
He
asked much he owed. When informed that the bill was $350.00,
he asked why was it so much.
The vet gave him his bill with the following breakdown.
Vetrinarian
Services - $ 200
Second
Opinion - $100
Cat
Scan - $50.00
